Category: Joke Board
Teacher: Write a sentence about a public service worker.
Little Xavier wrote: `A fireman came down the ladder pregnant.`
The teacher, quite a bit surprised, took the child aside.
Teacher: `xavier, do you even know what "pregnant" means?`
Xavier: `Yes.` It means "carrying a child".`
lol!. hahaha funny
Heh, this was cute.
Here's another bit of child's logic.
The following three questions are often answered in the prescribed way by children under the age of six. And yet, adults can rarely boast the same understanding. Observe.
1. How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator?
Open up the refrigerator, coax him in, and close the door.
2. The lion, king of the jungle, had a party, and every animal was there...except for one. Who was it, and why?
The elephant. He was stuck in the refrigerator.
3. A man passing through the jungle came to a wide river, which he knew was the home of man-eating crocodiles. Unfortunately, the bridge was out, but he had to make it across the river. How did he do it?
He swam, because the crocodiles were all at the lion's party.
hahahaha, cute!
Clever.
omg
I couldn't even answer those questions
old age you know lol
Damn, me either.
Laughing.
I can't stop laughing.
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I can't stop laughing.
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That's my Nephew! It has to be!